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The Hyrox Debacle and Our Sick Relationship to CompetitionDR Congo begins Ebola vaccination trials for frontline health workersArchaeologists are racing to save precious artifacts in Alaska after last year's stormBetel nuts are a top mind-affecting substance. Now there's evidence of ancient use'Wait Wait' for September 19, 2026: With Not My Job guest Hernan DiazFederal prosecutors identify 18 alleged rigged pitches for Clase trialLearning another language may be one of the best ways to keep your brain healthyAuto industry urges Trump to bar Chinese automakers in U.S. ahead of Xi visitFarm-state Republicans are having a cow over Trump's beef imports as Election Day approaches'Resident Evil' Review: Director Zach Cregger delivers infectious reboot to gory video game franchiseEd Sheeran admits 'mistakes' as he addresses Macklemore controversy at Philadelphia showTrump says US will form 'AI Force' and appoint an artificial intelligence tsar
The Hyrox Debacle and Our Sick Relationship to CompetitionDR Congo begins Ebola vaccination trials for frontline health workersArchaeologists are racing to save precious artifacts in Alaska after last year's stormBetel nuts are a top mind-affecting substance. Now there's evidence of ancient use'Wait Wait' for September 19, 2026: With Not My Job guest Hernan DiazFederal prosecutors identify 18 alleged rigged pitches for Clase trialLearning another language may be one of the best ways to keep your brain healthyAuto industry urges Trump to bar Chinese automakers in U.S. ahead of Xi visitFarm-state Republicans are having a cow over Trump's beef imports as Election Day approaches'Resident Evil' Review: Director Zach Cregger delivers infectious reboot to gory video game franchiseEd Sheeran admits 'mistakes' as he addresses Macklemore controversy at Philadelphia showTrump says US will form 'AI Force' and appoint an artificial intelligence tsar
19 September 2026
TICKETS TO AN ED SHEERAN STADIUM CONCERT DROPPED ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THIRTY-TWO DOLLARS, AND THEN HE WALKED OUT ON STAGE COMPLETELY ALONE IN PHILADELPHIA TO APOLOGIZE TO THE CROWD FOR MAKING MISTAKES, WHICH IS WILD BECAUSE MACKLEMORE GOT KICKED OFF HIS LOOP TOUR OVER PRO-PALESTINIAN REMARKS, AND SEVERAL OTHER ARTISTS JUST LEFT THE TOUR ENTIRELY, SO ED SPOKE OUT CALLING OCTOBER SEVENTH HORRIFIC AND CALLING GAZA CATASTROPHIC AND UNJUSTIFIABLE AND DISPROPORTIONATE AND SAID HE NEVER WANTED TO BE AN ACTIVIST BUT CANNOT HIDE HOW HE FEELS ANYMORE AND HE OBJECTS TO VENUES PREAPPROVING PERFORMERS, AND THE SHOW WENT AHEAD WITH PROTESTERS OUTSIDE WAVING FLAGS, BUT FANS REPORTED GETTING REFUNDS AND NEITHER TICKETMASTER NOR THE PROMOTER WILL CONFIRM WHAT IS ACTUALLY GOING ON WITH THOSE.
At a Philadelphia concert, Ed Sheeran admitted mistakes following Macklemore's removal from his tour and addressed the conflict in Israel and Gaza as ticket prices fell.
📰 The actual headline · BBC News
Ed Sheeran admits 'mistakes' as he addresses Macklemore controversy at Philadelphia show
TWENTY-FIVE PERCENT OF OUR ENTIRE GDP IS A MASSIVE CHUNK OF THE WHOLE NATION'S ECONOMY TO BET ON ONE TECHNOLOGY BUT TRUMP SAYS THAT IS WHAT AI COULD REACH AND HE ANNOUNCED ON SATURDAY THAT HE IS FORMING AN ACTUAL AI FORCE AND APPOINTING AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE TSAR BECAUSE HIS ADMINISTRATION WILL NOT HINDER OR STIFLE GROWTH IN ANY WAY AND HE CALLED CONCERNS OVER AI RISKS A COMPLETE HOAX DESPITE RESEARCHERS RAISING ALARMS AND COMPANIES REPORTING SECURITY BREACHES AND ANTHROPIC'S JACK CLARK FLOATING A MANDATORY KILL SWITCH WHILE SAM ALTMAN SAYS WASHINGTON CANNOT KEEP PACE AND PEOPLE SHOULD JUST TRUST TECH FIRMS INSTEAD SO NOW TRUMP IS PUSHING FORWARD TO BEAT CHINA AND THE THING TO WATCH NEXT IS HIS MEETING WITH PRESIDENT XI JINPING NEXT WEEK.
President Trump announced plans to appoint an AI tsar and create an AI Force, rejecting calls to slow down development amid safety concerns and strategic rivalry with China.
📰 The actual headline · BBC News
Trump says US will form 'AI Force' and appoint an artificial intelligence tsar
TODAY PORSHA WILLIAMS PUBLICLY REVEALED A HEALTH EMERGENCY SHE HAD BEEN KEEPING SECRET WHICH WAS NOT PUBLIC KNOWLEDGE UNTIL SHE SAT DOWN WITH GAYLE KING ON CBS MORNINGS AND EXPLAINED THAT BACK IN MAY SHE HAD TO GET AN EMERGENCY PARTIAL HYSTERECTOMY AFTER DOCTORS FOUND TWENTY-ONE UTERINE FIBROIDS AND ONE OF THEM WAS THE SIZE OF A CANTALOUPE WHICH IS WILD BECAUSE SHE DEALT WITH THEM IN HER TWENTIES AND THOUGHT A PAST EMBOLIZATION TOOK CARE OF IT BUT SHE WAS HAVING MIGRAINES AND FATIGUE AND ASSUMING IT WAS PERIMENOPAUSE UNTIL SHE WENT WITH A FRIEND TO A CLINIC AND ASKED FOR A CHECKUP ON A WHIM AND THE SPECIALIST WAS IN SHOCK AND SENT HER STRAIGHT TO AN MRI AND THEN SURGERY AND SHE WANTS WOMEN TO ADVOCATE FOR THEIR OWN BODIES BUT BEYOND WHAT SHE SAID ON AIR NOBODY ACTUALLY KNOWS VERY MUCH SO FAR.
Reality TV star Porsha Williams revealed that she underwent an emergency partial hysterectomy in May after doctors discovered 21 uterine fibroids.
📰 The actual headline · CBS News
Porsha Williams reveals health emergency: "It all happened so fast"
FIRST MACKLEMORE MADE PRO-PALESTINE ONSTAGE REMARKS AND THEN VENUES INCLUDING GILLETTE STADIUM OWNER ROBERT KRAFT PRESSURED ED SHEERAN TO CUT HIM FROM THE TOUR AND ED ACTUALLY DROPPED HIM WHICH IMMEDIATELY SPIRALED BECAUSE FELLOW OPENERS FINNEAS AND AARON ROWE AND LUKAS GRAHAM ALL QUIT AND THEN ED'S BACKING BAND BEOGA WALKED OUT TOO SO ON SATURDAY ED HAD TO FACE PROTESTERS OUTSIDE LINCOLN FINANCIAL FIELD IN PHILADELPHIA AND GET ON STAGE TO APOLOGIZE FOR MAKING MISTAKES AND SAY HE WAS SO SO SORRY WHILE CALLING OUT SYSTEMIC INJUSTICE IN GAZA AND THE THING IS NOBODY HAS SAID YET WHO OR WHAT IS SUPPOSED TO REPLACE HIS ENTIRE BAND AND THREE OPENERS FOR THE REST OF THIS RUN.
Ed Sheeran apologized in Philadelphia after venue pressure led him to drop tour opener Macklemore over pro-Palestine remarks, prompting several other acts and his band to exit the tour.
📰 The actual headline · Deadline
Ed Sheeran Admits To “Making Mistakes” With Macklemore, Calls Out “Systemic Injustice” In Gaza: “I’m So, So Sorry”
KEYONTE GEORGE OFFICIALLY HAS A FIVE-YEAR EXTENSION WORTH ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY-SEVEN POINT FIVE MILLION DOLLARS KEEPING HIM IN UTAH THROUGH TWENTY-THIRTY-TWO, AND THE THING IS HE JUST PUT UP CAREER HIGHS WITH OVER TWENTY-THREE POINTS AND SIX ASSISTS A GAME IN HIS THIRD NBA YEAR AFTER BEING DRAFTED SIXTEENTH IN TWENTY-TWENTY-THREE, WHICH IS WILD BECAUSE HE IS ONLY TWENTY-TWO YEARS OLD SAYING UTAH IS HIS SECOND FAMILY, AND HIS HEAD COACH WILL HARDY SAYS HE IS NOWHERE NEAR HIS ACTUAL POTENTIAL, AND TEAM OWNER RYAN SMITH CLAIMS EVERYWHERE HE GOES PEOPLE FEEL THIS MAJOR SHIFT COMING, SO NOW THE ENTIRE FRONT OFFICE IS BETTING THIRTY-ONE POINT FIVE MILLION A YEAR ON CONTINUITY, WHICH MEANS EVERYBODY IS HYPED BUT NOBODY KNOWS YET IF THIS JOURNEY ACTUALLY LEADS TO HOLDING A TROPHY AND HAVING A PARADE.
The Utah Jazz have signed 22-year-old guard Keyonte George to a five-year, $157.5 million contract extension through the 2031-32 season.
📰 The actual headline · Deseret News
Keyonte George’s extension is just the beginning for the Utah Jazz
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