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19 September 2026

SO THE OFFICIAL VERSION IS THIS, THE YEAR ON THE TAPE IS TWENTY TWENTY-SIX, WHICH IS MAD BECAUSE THAT FEELS LIKE THE DISTANT FUTURE, BUT NPR IS OUT HERE TAPING WAIT WAIT LIVE IN CHICAGO RIGHT NOW, AND PETER SAGAL IS HOSTING THE WHOLE THING, AND THEY HAVE HERNAN DIAZ AS THE SPECIAL NOT MY JOB GUEST, WHICH IS WILD BECAUSE THEY ALSO LINED UP THREE WHOLE PANELISTS ON THE STAGE, ADAM BURKE, SHANTIRA JACKSON, AND SAM ROCHA, AND HONESTLY THAT IS LITERALLY THE ENTIRE DISPATCH WE HAVE FROM CHICAGO, THEY DID NOT GIVE US A SINGLE JOKE OR A SINGLE QUESTION OR EXPLAIN ANYTHING ELSE ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED ON THE MICROPHONE, JUST THE NAMES, THE CITY, AND THE FACT THAT THE SHOW WENT DOWN. ANYWAY, WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE.

📰 The actual headline · NPR 'Wait Wait' for September 19, 2026: With Not My Job guest Hernan Diaz

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FIRST MACKLEMORE MADE PRO-PALESTINE ONSTAGE REMARKS AND THEN VENUES INCLUDING GILLETTE STADIUM OWNER ROBERT KRAFT PRESSURED ED SHEERAN TO CUT HIM FROM THE TOUR AND ED ACTUALLY DROPPED HIM WHICH IMMEDIATELY SPIRALED BECAUSE FELLOW OPENERS FINNEAS AND AARON ROWE AND LUKAS GRAHAM ALL QUIT AND THEN ED'S BACKING BAND BEOGA WALKED OUT TOO SO ON SATURDAY ED HAD TO FACE PROTESTERS OUTSIDE LINCOLN FINANCIAL FIELD IN PHILADELPHIA AND GET ON STAGE TO APOLOGIZE FOR MAKING MISTAKES AND SAY HE WAS SO SO SORRY WHILE CALLING OUT SYSTEMIC INJUSTICE IN GAZA AND THE THING IS NOBODY HAS SAID YET WHO OR WHAT IS SUPPOSED TO REPLACE HIS ENTIRE BAND AND THREE OPENERS FOR THE REST OF THIS RUN.

📰 The actual headline · Deadline Ed Sheeran Admits To “Making Mistakes” With Macklemore, Calls Out “Systemic Injustice” In Gaza: “I’m So, So Sorry”

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