'Resident Evil' Review: Director Zach Cregger delivers infectious reboot to gory video game franchise

SO THE PART THAT GOT ME IS THIS: FIRST MILLA JOVOVICH WAS SLINGING GUNS AND DROPPING THOUSANDS OF ZOMBIES IN THE OLD MOVIES, BUT THEN ZACH CREGGER DIRECTS THIS BRAND NEW SONY REBOOT AND THROWS HER CHARACTER COMPLETELY OUT THE WINDOW, AND NOW AUSTIN ABRAMS IS PLAYING A SCRAWNY MEDICAL COURIER NAMED BRYAN WHO CAN BARELY WORK THE SAFETY ON A GUN AND THINKS HE IS JUST DELIVERING A VITAL ORGAN TO A HOSPITAL IN RACCOON CITY, EXCEPT AN UMBRELLA CORPORATION VIRUS LAB LEAK TURNS EVERYTHING INTO UNGODLY NIGHTMARE MONSTERS, WHICH IS WILD BECAUSE PAUL WALTER HAUSER AND KALI REIS AND ZACH CHERRY POP UP BRIEFLY WHILE BRYAN IS BASICALLY A ONE-MAN SHOW FIGHTING FOR SURVIVAL AND BEING KIND OF AN IDIOT, AND THE REVIEW CALLS IT GORY AND INFECTIOUS. ANYWAY THE QUEUE FOR THE BAR IS SHORTER NOW.

Fox News reviewed director Zach Cregger's gory reboot of 'Resident Evil,' which stars Austin Abrams as a bumbling courier caught in an Umbrella Corporation viral outbreak in Raccoon City.

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