Ember’s new temperature-controlled mug makes my nightly tea ritual even better

LET ME RUIN YOUR NIGHT FOR ONE SECOND BECAUSE APPARENTLY SOME PEOPLE ARE FURIOUS ABOUT THEIR TEA GETTING COLD AND EMBER JUST DROPPED THE MUG 3 TO FIX IT. IT IS A SMART MUG THAT KEEPS YOUR BEVERAGE AT THE PERFECT HEAT SO YOU DO NOT END UP WITH LUKEWARM GARBAGE IF YOU GET DISTRACTED, WHICH IS WILD BECAUSE THE BIGGEST UPGRADE IS THAT YOU DO NOT EVEN NEED THE APP ANYMORE! YOU JUST SMASH A BUTTON ON THE BOTTOM TO CYCLE THROUGH FIVE PRESET TEMPERATURES STARTING AT 125 DEGREES ALL THE WAY UP TO 145, SO EVERY CLICK ADDS FIVE DEGREES. IT IS BASICALLY THERMODYNAMICS FOR PEOPLE WHO HATE APPS AND LIKE WARM TEA IN THE FALL. I HONESTLY THINK THIS IS GOING TO CHANGE THE ENTIRE OFFICE DYNAMIC. ANYWAY I AM TELLING EVERYONE AT WORK ON MONDAY.

WAIT WAIT LET ME EXPLAIN IT PROPERLY BECAUSE EMBER JUST RELEASED THE MUG 3 AND IT IS ACTUALLY A MAJOR LIFESTYLE SHIFT. SO THE WHOLE DEAL SINCE 2016 WAS KEEPING DRINKS HOT, BUT THE NEW THING IS A BUTTON ON THE BOTTOM OF THE MUG THAT LETS YOU CHANGE THE TEMPERATURE WITHOUT MESSING WITH YOUR PHONE. YOU JUST CLICK IT AND IT JUMPS UP FIVE DEGREES AT A TIME, STARTING FROM 125 DEGREES UP TO 145. IT IS SUPPOSEDLY DESIGNED FOR COZY FALL NIGHTS WHEN YOU DO NOT WANT TO DEAL WITH COLD TEA, AND THEY HAVE SOLVED THE PROBLEM OF HAVING TO OPEN AN APP JUST TO TURN THE HEAT UP. IT IS JUST A MUG THAT IS SMARTER THAN US. ANYWAY THAT IS MY WHOLE THING, LET US DANCE.

Ember has released the Mug 3, a temperature-controlled smart mug that allows users to adjust heat settings using a button on the base instead of the mobile app.

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