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The Hyrox Debacle and Our Sick Relationship to CompetitionDR Congo begins Ebola vaccination trials for frontline health workersArchaeologists are racing to save precious artifacts in Alaska after last year's stormBetel nuts are a top mind-affecting substance. Now there's evidence of ancient use'Wait Wait' for September 19, 2026: With Not My Job guest Hernan DiazFederal prosecutors identify 18 alleged rigged pitches for Clase trialLearning another language may be one of the best ways to keep your brain healthyAuto industry urges Trump to bar Chinese automakers in U.S. ahead of Xi visitFarm-state Republicans are having a cow over Trump's beef imports as Election Day approaches'Resident Evil' Review: Director Zach Cregger delivers infectious reboot to gory video game franchiseEd Sheeran admits 'mistakes' as he addresses Macklemore controversy at Philadelphia showTrump says US will form 'AI Force' and appoint an artificial intelligence tsar
The Hyrox Debacle and Our Sick Relationship to CompetitionDR Congo begins Ebola vaccination trials for frontline health workersArchaeologists are racing to save precious artifacts in Alaska after last year's stormBetel nuts are a top mind-affecting substance. Now there's evidence of ancient use'Wait Wait' for September 19, 2026: With Not My Job guest Hernan DiazFederal prosecutors identify 18 alleged rigged pitches for Clase trialLearning another language may be one of the best ways to keep your brain healthyAuto industry urges Trump to bar Chinese automakers in U.S. ahead of Xi visitFarm-state Republicans are having a cow over Trump's beef imports as Election Day approaches'Resident Evil' Review: Director Zach Cregger delivers infectious reboot to gory video game franchiseEd Sheeran admits 'mistakes' as he addresses Macklemore controversy at Philadelphia showTrump says US will form 'AI Force' and appoint an artificial intelligence tsar
19 September 2026
HONESTLY I HAD TO CHECK IT WAS NOT A JOKE THAT LEARNING A NEW LANGUAGE LITERALLY ALTERS YOUR BRAIN STRUCTURE AND I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT JUST CROSSWORDS THIS LINGUIST WROTE A BOOK SHOWING BILINGUAL PEOPLE ACTUALLY HAVE GREATER GRAY MATTER DENSITY AND STRONGER WHITE MATTER INTEGRITY THAN MONOLINGUALS WHICH IS WILD BECAUSE MANAGING TWO LANGUAGES PLACES ONGOING DEMANDS ON ATTENTION AND BUILDS UP COGNITIVE RESERVE AND THE THING IS STUDIES FOUND BILINGUAL PEOPLE WHO DEVELOP DEMENTIA ACTUALLY SHOW SYMPTOMS AT A LATER AGE THAN PEOPLE WHO ONLY SPEAK ONE LANGUAGE WHICH MEANS IT DOES NOT PREVENT THE UNDERLYING DISEASE BUT GIVES YOUR BRAIN RESILIENCE TO COPE AND ADULTS CAN STILL LEARN UNFAMILIAR SOUNDS AND GRAMMAR THROUGH LIFELONG NEUROPLASTICITY TO STRENGTHEN CONNECTIONS ANYWAY DO NOT QUOTE ME ON ANY OF THAT.
Research indicates that bilingualism alters brain structure and builds cognitive reserve, which can delay the onset of dementia symptoms in older adults.
📰 The actual headline · Ars Technica
Learning another language may be one of the best ways to keep your brain healthy
EVERYBODY IS WRONG THINKING THE REAL DANGER IS ROGUE AI CAUSING MASS DEATH IN TEN YEARS BECAUSE THE ACTUAL PROBLEM IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW WITH NORMAL AI CHATBOTS UNCOVERING A LITERAL TIDAL WAVE OF SOFTWARE VULNERABILITIES, WHICH IS WILD BECAUSE MICROSOFT ISSUED NINE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY-FOUR PATCHES THIS MONTH ALONE TO SET A RECORD, AND ORACLE SHIPPED OVER FOURTEEN HUNDRED IN JULY COMPARED TO THREE HUNDRED AND NINE LAST YEAR, AND GOOGLE CHROME PATCHED OVER A THOUSAND IN JUNE, AND THIS TRACKER CALLED CVE DOT ICU HAS RECORDED OVER SIXTY-SIX THOUSAND FLAWS ALREADY THIS YEAR WHEN ALL OF 2022 ONLY HAD TWENTY-FIVE THOUSAND, AND THE THING IS IT TEAMS AND OPEN SOURCE VOLUNTEERS ARE COMPLETELY OVERWHELMED TRYING TO PATCH EVERYTHING BEFORE ATTACKERS CAN EXPLOIT THEM, SO DO YOU THINK UNCOVERING ALL THESE BUGS ACTUALLY MAKES US SAFER OR ARE WE DOOMED?
Mainstream AI tools are fueling a record surge in discovered software vulnerabilities, overwhelming developers and IT teams attempting to patch them.
📰 The actual headline · Wired
Forget the AI Slowdown—the Vulnerability Explosion Is Already Happening
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