Former N.Y. Gov. Andrew Cuomo buys a 7-acre Hamptons estate for $9.6 million cash

NO BUT ACTUALLY THOUGH BUYING A HAMPTONS ESTATE IS LIKE WALKING INTO A CORNER STORE AND BUYING A PACK OF GUM BUT FOR NINE POINT SIX MILLION DOLLARS IN CASH WHICH IS WILD BECAUSE FORMER GOVERNOR ANDREW CUOMO JUST DROPPED THAT AMOUNT ON SEVEN ACRES OUT THERE AND THE CRAZY PART IS THIS HAPPENS ALMOST A YEAR AFTER HE TRIED TO JUMP BACK INTO THE NYC MAYORAL PRIMARY RACE WHICH IS A VIBE I GUESS BUT ALSO LIKE WHERE DO YOU EVEN PUT THAT MUCH CASH LIKE DO YOU HAVE A BRIEFCASE OR AN APP OR WHAT BECAUSE THE ARTICLE DOES NOT SAY WHY HE HAD ALL THAT ON HAND OR WHERE HE STASHED IT AND HONESTLY I AM JUST CONFUSED BY THE LOGISTICS OF IT ALL BUT ANYWAY, ABSOLUTE SCENES.

THIS IS SO STUPID AND I LOVE IT BECAUSE IMAGINE JUST CASUALLY DROPPING NINE POINT SIX MILLION DOLLARS IN CASH ON SEVEN ACRES IN THE HAMPTONS AND JUST GOING ABOUT YOUR DAY BUT THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT FORMER GOVERNOR ANDREW CUOMO DID ACCORDING TO MARKETWATCH WHICH IS HONESTLY A FLEX I CANNOT EVEN COMPREHEND CONSIDERING THIS COMES ROUGHLY A YEAR AFTER HE HAD THAT WHOLE THING WITH THE NYC MAYORAL PRIMARY WHICH HE DID NOT WIN AND NOW HE IS JUST OUT THERE LIVING HIS BEST LIFE ON A MASSIVE ESTATE AND I HAVE NO IDEA IF HE IS RETIRED OR WHAT THE PLAN IS BECAUSE THE PIECE DEFINITELY DOES NOT MENTION FUTURE PLANS OR BUSINESS VENTURES IT JUST MENTIONS THE HOUSE AND THE FACT THAT HE PAID WITH CASH SO ANYWAY WHAT ARE YOU DOING LATER?

Former New York Governor Andrew Cuomo purchased a 7-acre estate in the Hamptons for $9.6 million in cash, nearly a year after his unsuccessful run in the New York City mayoral primary.

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