‘Ebenezer’ Trailer: Johnny Depp Leads Ti West’s Dickens Remake

GENUINELY WHAT IS HAPPENING TODAY IT IS LIKE ACCIDENTALLY BUYING THE EXPENSIVE MILK AT SEVEN-ELEVEN BUT WORSE BECAUSE PARAMOUNT JUST DROPPED THE TRAILER FOR THIS NEW CHARLES DICKENS REMAKE CALLED EBENEZER AND IT IS DIRECTED BY TI WEST COMING OUT NOVEMBER 13 AND JOHNNY DEPP IS PLAYING SCROOGE AND THE REPORTER AT COMIC-CON WAS STANDING LESS THAN TWELVE FEET AWAY FROM HIM ON THE STREET IN THE GASLAMP DISTRICT AND THEY SAID HE IS BEING SO METHOD YOU CANNOT EVEN UNDERSTAND A SINGLE WORD HE IS SAYING BECAUSE IT IS JUST COMPLETE UNINTELLIGIBLE MUMBLING AND THEN HE APPARENTLY CRASHED A DIRECTORS PANEL IN HALL H TO SHOW OFF THE FOOTAGE WHICH IS WILD BECAUSE HE IS COMMITTED TO THE BIT AND NOBODY CAN HEAR HIM. OK WAIT IS THIS OUR SONG?

RIGHT SO CONTEXT FIRST BECAUSE IT MATTERS HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THIS YET NO OF COURSE NOT YOU WERE ASLEEP BUT PARAMOUNT FINALLY PUT OUT THE FULL TRAILER FOR THIS NEW CHARLES DICKENS REMAKE CALLED EBENEZER AND TI WEST IS DIRECTING IT FOR NOVEMBER 13 AND JOHNNY DEPP IS SCROOGE WHICH IS WILD BECAUSE BACK AT COMIC-CON HE APPARENTLY CRASHED COLLIDER'S DIRECTORS PANEL IN HALL H AFTER WANDERING THE STREETS OF THE GASLAMP DISTRICT DRESSED IN CHARACTER AND THE REPORTERS WERE STANDING LESS THAN TWELVE FEET AWAY SAYING HE IS GOING SO METHOD IT IS A COMPLETE MUMBLE AND NOBODY CAN EVEN MAKE OUT WHAT HE IS SAYING WHICH MEANS AN ENTIRE HOLIDAY MOVIE WHERE WE CANNOT HEAR THE SCRIPT. OK YOUR TURN, TELL ME SOMETHING.

Paramount has released the first trailer for Ti West's upcoming Dickens remake Ebenezer, which stars Johnny Depp as Scrooge and premieres November 13.

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