Texas man arrested after 'intentionally' crashing into a closed Kroger to use bathroom: cops

I CANNOT BE THE ONLY ONE WHO SAW THIS BUT SIXTY YEARS OLD IS A COMPLETELY MAD AGE TO BE DRIVING A WHOLE VEHICLE STRAIGHT INTO A CLOSED KROGER GROCERY STORE AT FOUR IN THE MORNING AND THE THING IS POLICE IN ROSENBERG TEXAS SAY THIS MAN DID IT ENTIRELY INTENTIONALLY BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO USE THE BATHROOM AND WAS ALLEGEDLY UPSET THAT THE DOORS WERE LOCKED WHICH IS WILD BECAUSE HE ACCELERATED RIGHT THROUGH THE PHARMACY ENTRANCE LEAVING SHATTERED GLASS EVERYWHERE AND TOTAL DESTRUCTION TO THE METAL FRAMES SO NOW HE IS UNDER ARREST FACING CRIMINAL MISCHIEF CHARGES AND I AM BEING DEAD SERIOUS RIGHT NOW WE HAVE TO LEARN TO FIND STORES THAT ARE ACTUALLY OPEN WHEN WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY. ANYWAY DO NOT QUOTE ME ON ANY OF THAT.

YOU KNOW THAT THING EVERYONE PREDICTED FOUR THIRTY IN THE MORNING IS A MAD TIME TO HAVE AN EMERGENCY BUT A SIXTY YEAR OLD MAN IN ROSENBERG TEXAS LITERALLY ACCELERATED HIS CAR STRAIGHT INTO A CLOSED KROGER GROCERY STORE AT 0428 ON SUNDAY AND POLICE ARE SAYING HE DID IT INTENTIONALLY BECAUSE HE WAS ALLEGEDLY UPSET THE DOORS WERE LOCKED AND HE NEEDED THE RESTROOM WHICH IS WILD BECAUSE HE SMASHED RIGHT INTO THE PHARMACY ENTRANCE LEAVING SHATTERED GLASS EVERYWHERE AND DAMAGING THE METAL FRAMES SO NOW HE IS UNDER ARREST FACING CRIMINAL MISCHIEF CHARGES AND THE POLICE ACTUALLY WROTE ON FACEBOOK THAT PEOPLE NEED TO GO FIND AN OPEN STORE TO DO THEIR BUSINESS AND HONESTLY I AM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE HERE SO WE CANNOT BE DRIVING VEHICLES THROUGH BUILDINGS OVER THIS. ANYWAY REMIND ME TO LOOK THIS UP TOMORROW.

A 60-year-old man was arrested for criminal mischief after intentionally crashing his vehicle into a closed Kroger in Rosenberg, Texas, so he could use the bathroom.

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