Woman found dead with unexplained trauma in Central Park as NYPD searches for answers

SO THE OFFICIAL VERSION IS THIS AND RIGHT NOW THE NYPD IS SCRAMBLING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT HAPPENED WHILE CRIME SCENE UNITS HAVE A GAZEBO AND A PATH TAPED OFF IN CENTRAL PARK, AND THE WHOLE THING STARTED SUNDAY MORNING AT LIKE NINE FORTY-THREE AM WHEN SOMEONE CALLED NINE-ONE-ONE ABOUT AN UNCONSCIOUS PERSON, AND FIRST RESPONDERS GOT OUT THERE AND FOUND AN UNIDENTIFIED WOMAN WITH APPARENT BODY TRAUMA, AND THEY PRONOUNCED HER DEAD RIGHT AT THE SCENE, WHICH IS HORRIBLE AND TERRIFYING TO EVERYONE RUNNING THROUGH THERE WHO SAYS THE PARK IS NORMALLY SAFE, BUT THE POLICE HAVE NOT RELEASED HER IDENTITY OR EXPLAINED WHAT KIND OF TRAUMA IT WAS OR WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES WERE, SO INVESTIGATORS ARE STILL OUT THERE WORKING TO DETERMINE WHAT TOOK PLACE.

YOU KNOW THAT THING EVERYONE PREDICTED ABOUT CENTRAL PARK ALWAYS BEING TOTALLY SAFE DAY OR NIGHT, WELL TODAY POLICE HAVE A PATH AND A GAZEBO TAPED OFF AFTER AN UNIDENTIFIED WOMAN WAS FOUND DEAD WITH APPARENT BODY TRAUMA ON SUNDAY MORNING, AND RESPONDERS ANSWERED A NINE-ONE-ONE CALL AROUND NINE FORTY-THREE AM AND PRONOUNCED HER DEAD RIGHT AT THE SCENE, WHICH HAS MEDICAL EXAMINER AND CRIME SCENE VANS OUT THERE WHILE REGULAR RUNNERS AND VISITORS ARE CALLING IT TERRIFYING AND UPSETTING, AND THE THING IS THE NYPD HAS NOT RELEASED HER NAME OR ANY SPECIFICS ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED OR WHAT KIND OF TRAUMA SHE SUFFERED, SO INVESTIGATORS ARE STILL ON SCENE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT OCCURRED.

The NYPD is investigating after an unidentified woman was found dead with apparent body trauma in Central Park on Sunday morning.

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