Everyone is racing to create an AI device. Meta thinks it has one

SO SOMEBODY FINALLY LOOKED INTO IT AND APPARENTLY TECH COMPANIES ARE BETTING NOBODY WILL USE SMARTPHONES TO TALK TO AI ANYMORE, WHICH IS WILD BECAUSE EVERYONE IN THE INDUSTRY IS IN AN ABSOLUTE CORPORATE SPRINT TO CREATE A WHOLE NEW DEVICE, AND META THINKS IT HAS ONE BY GOING COMPLETELY ALL-IN ON GLASSES, AND THE THING IS THIS IS RIGHT AFTER META LAUNCHED ITS NEW AI AGENT CALLED MUSE, WHICH MEANS INSTEAD OF CHECKING A PHONE TO CONNECT WITH ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE WE ARE SUPPOSEDLY WEARING THEM ON OUR FACES, SO NOW AS A SERIOUS BUSINESS MIND WHO TRACKS CAPITAL AND MACROECONOMICS, THIS WHOLE SECTOR BET COMES DOWN TO HARDWARE THAT IS NOT PHONES BUT THEY DO NOT EVEN SAY WHY. ANYWAY THAT IS THE STATE OF THINGS.

OMG WAIT DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THIS BECAUSE FROM A STRICTLY FISCAL ASSET ALLOCATION PERSPECTIVE TECH FIRMS ARE HEAVILY BETTING WE WILL CONNECT TO ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE THROUGH SOMETHING BESIDES OUR PHONES, AND THE WHOLE INDUSTRY IS APPARENTLY IN A DESPERATE HARDWARE FOOTRACE RIGHT NOW, AND META BELIEVES IT SPECIFICALLY HAS THE WINNING FORM FACTOR BY GOING COMPLETELY ALL-IN ON GLASSES, WHICH COMES IMMEDIATELY AFTER ROLLING OUT THEIR NEW AI AGENT CALLED MUSE, AND THE THING IS I AM LOOKING AT THE UNIT ECONOMICS OF THIS ENTIRE HARDWARE PIVOT AND WE DO NOT EVEN GET EXPLAINED WHY SMARTPHONES ARE APPARENTLY OBSOLETE FOR THIS ACCORDING TO THE REPORT, SO NOW WE ARE SUPPOSEDLY STRAPPING CORPORATE AGENTS TO OUR ACTUAL HEADS INSTEAD OF SCREENS WHICH IS WILD BECAUSE NO ONE HAS JUSTIFIED THE BALANCE SHEET LOGIC TO ME YET. ANYWAY I AM FINE, EVERYTHING IS FINE.

Meta is betting on glasses following the launch of its Muse AI agent, joining a broader tech industry push to connect people with artificial intelligence through devices other than smartphones.

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