Kamala Harris is belatedly courting progressives. Is it too little, too late? | Arwa Mahdawi

YOU KNOW THAT THING EVERYONE PREDICTED DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THIS YET NO OF COURSE YOU DID NOT BECAUSE YOU WERE NOT LISTENING TO ME BUT KAMALA HARRIS IS REPORTEDLY MULLING ANOTHER PRESIDENTIAL RUN IN TWENTY TWENTY-EIGHT AND SHE IS TESTING THE WATERS BY CAMPAIGNING IN THE MIDTERMS AND THE THING IS SHE WENT TO MICHIGAN TO DO A ROUNDTABLE WITH SENATE CANDIDATE ABDUL EL-SAYED TO COURT PROGRESSIVE AND ARAB AMERICAN VOTERS AFTER ALIENATING THEM OVER HER GAZA STANCE WHICH IS WILD BECAUSE HER AIDES CIRCULATED A DONOR PROSPECTUS SAYING THIS MOMENT IS UNIQUELY SUITED TO HER BUT NUMEROUS DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATES APPARENTLY PUBLICLY STATED THEY DO NOT WANT HER NEAR THEIR ELECTIONS AND SHE IS STILL SCHEDULED TO HIT GEORGIA WITH JON OSSOFF AND NEVADA WITH AARON FORD SO DO NOT TELL ME SHE IS NOT RUNNING! ANYWAY WHAT ARE YOU DOING LATER?

SO THE OFFICIAL VERSION IS THIS FIRST HER AIDES CIRCULATED A DONOR PROSPECTUS BACK IN JULY SAYING THIS MOMENT IS UNIQUELY SUITED TO HER AND ASKING FOR CAMPAIGN TRAVEL FUNDS AND THEN SHE SHOWED UP IN DETROIT TELLING EVERYONE SHE HAS NOT OFFICIALLY DECIDED ON TWENTY TWENTY-EIGHT YET WHICH IS WILD BECAUSE WHY ELSE WOULD SHE FLY TO MICHIGAN FOR A BLACK MATERNAL HEALTH ROUNDTABLE WITH ABDUL EL-SAYED IF NOT TO COURT PROGRESSIVE AND ARAB AMERICAN VOTERS SHE ALIENATED OVER GAZA AND DO NOT TELL ME IT IS RANDOM BECAUSE NEXT SHE IS CAMPAIGNING WITH JON OSSOFF IN GEORGIA AND DOING LAS VEGAS WITH AARON FORD AND THE THING IS NUMEROUS DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATES PUBLICLY SAID THEY DO NOT WANT HER TOXIC BRAND NEAR THEIR ELECTIONS. ANYWAY, WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE.

Former Vice President Kamala Harris is campaigning for midterm Democrats while reportedly considering another presidential run in 2028.

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