Nor'easter brings flooding as New York and New Jersey declare emergency

THIS IS GOING TO SOUND FAKE BUT MORE THAN ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND HOUSEHOLDS HAVE LOST POWER AND TWENTY-FOUR HUNDRED FLIGHTS ARE DELAYED WHICH IS MAD BECAUSE A MASSIVE NOR'EASTER IS HITTING TENS OF MILLIONS OF PEOPLE FROM VIRGINIA ALL THE WAY TO MAINE AND NEW YORK AND NEW JERSEY BOTH DECLARED STATES OF EMERGENCY BECAUSE OF DANGEROUS COASTAL FLOODING AND FIFTY-FIVE MILE PER HOUR WIND GUSTS AND THE THING IS SATURDAY'S FULL MOON IS PROJECTED TO MAKE THE COASTAL DELUGE EVEN WORSE WHICH IS WILD BECAUSE PLACES LIKE SURF CITY AND MANASQUAN ALREADY HAVE HOMES AND STREETS UNDERWATER SO NOW THEY HAD TO CANCEL ED SHEERAN AT GILLETTE STADIUM AND THE ENTIRE GLOBAL CITIZEN CONCERT IN CENTRAL PARK AND OFFICIALS ARE URGING EVERYONE NOT TO WALK OR DRIVE THROUGH FLOODWATER.

HOLD ON I HAVE TO TELL YOU THIS ONE BECAUSE THE ENTIRE NORTHEAST FROM MAINE TO VIRGINIA WHERE TENS OF MILLIONS OF PEOPLE LIVE IS GETTING BATTERED BY A MONSTER NOR'EASTER AND IT IS LIKE WATCHING A BRUTAL NATURE SPECIAL BECAUSE WE HAVE FIFTY-FIVE MILE PER HOUR WINDS AND THE THING IS SATURDAY'S FULL MOON IS PROJECTED TO MAKE THE COASTAL FLOODING EVEN WORSE WHICH IS WILD BECAUSE NEW YORK AND NEW JERSEY ALREADY DECLARED STATES OF EMERGENCY AFTER WATER INUNDATED HOMES AND STREETS IN SURF CITY AND MANASQUAN AND OVER A HUNDRED THOUSAND HOMES LOST POWER WHILE ALMOST TWELVE HUNDRED FLIGHTS GOT GROUNDED AND EVEN THE RED SOX MOVED THEIR GAME TO FLORIDA SO NOW MAYOR ZOHRAN MAMDANI IS URGING EVERYONE NOT TO DRIVE OR WALK THROUGH FLOODWATER.

A powerful nor'easter has triggered states of emergency in New York and New Jersey, cutting power to over 100,000 homes, flooding coastal communities, and causing massive travel disruptions.

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