Here's what to know if you're unsure about your measles immunity status
THIS IS SO STUPID AND I LOVE IT BECAUSE WE ARE ALL STANDING HERE SWEATING IN A CROWD AND I AM LEGITIMATELY WORRIED ABOUT YOUR MEASLES IMMUNITY STATUS WHICH IS WILD BECAUSE ACCORDING TO NPR THE BEST WAY TO STAY SAFE IS JUST THE MMR VACCINE AND LIKE MOST ADULTS ARE FINE WITH ONE SHOT BUT THEN THERE ARE THESE SPECIFIC SITUATIONS WHERE YOU ACTUALLY NEED A SECOND DOSE AND NOBODY EVER TELLS YOU THAT PART WHICH IS CRAZY BECAUSE WE ARE LITERALLY BREATHING THE SAME AIR RIGHT NOW AND I DO NOT EVEN KNOW IF YOU ARE PROTECTED SO MAYBE CHECK YOUR RECORDS OR WHATEVER BECAUSE IT IS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY OK ENOUGH, WHERE ARE YOUR FRIENDS?
SORRY BUT THIS IS GENUINELY INSANE THAT WE ARE OUT HERE PARTIEYING AND I AM SUDDENLY THINKING ABOUT VACCINATION RECORDS BECAUSE NPR SAYS THAT WHILE MOST ADULTS ARE COVERED WITH A SINGLE MMR SHOT THERE ARE TOTALLY TIMES WHERE YOU NEED A SECOND ONE TO BE ACTUALLY SAFE AGAINST MEASLES AND IT IS SUCH A LOW EFFORT THING TO KNOW BUT NOBODY DOES WHICH IS WHY I AM FREAKING OUT A LITTLE BIT ON YOUR BEHALF BECAUSE I CARE ABOUT YOU AND I DO NOT WANT ANYONE GETTING SICK FROM SOMETHING PREVENTABLE LIKE THIS SO JUST GO CHECK YOUR IMMUNITY STATUS WHENEVER YOU GET A CHANCE ANYWAY THAT IS MY WHOLE THING, LET US DANCE.
According to NPR, while most adults are protected against measles with a single MMR shot, certain situations require a second dose for full immunity.
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