Lions vs. Cardinals odds, picks, prediction, spread, line: NFL Week 5 start time, betting preview, best bets

YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THIS ONE YET HAVE YOU IT IS BASICALLY LIKE BUYING MILK AT THE GAS STATION EXCEPT THE GAS STATION IS THE ARIZONA DESERT AND THE MILK IS NFL FOOTBALL BECAUSE THE LIONS ARE HEADED OUT THERE FOR WEEK FIVE AND THE DRAFTKINGS SPORTSBOOK HAS DETROIT AS FOUR AND A HALF POINT FAVORITES WHICH IS WILD BECAUSE BOTH DEFENSES ARE STRUGGLING SO BADLY THAT EVERYONE IS EXPECTING A TOTAL SHOOTOUT WITH AN OVER UNDER SET AT FIFTY FOUR AND A HALF POINTS AND APPARENTLY THE SPORTSLINE PROJECTION MODEL WHICH SIMULATES GAMES TEN THOUSAND TIMES IS SUPPOSEDLY DOING GREAT LATELY SO PEOPLE ARE PAYING ATTENTION TO THAT DATA WHILE THE CARDINALS ARE SITTING AT ONE AND THREE AFTER DROPPING THREE STRAIGHT GAMES SO NOW DETROIT IS TRYING TO BOUNCE BACK AFTER THAT LOSS TO CAROLINA ANYWAY DO NOT QUOTE ME ON ANY OF THAT.

HONESTLY I HAD TO CHECK IT WAS NOT A JOKE BECAUSE THE CARDINALS ARE CURRENTLY ONE AND THREE AFTER WINNING THEIR OPENER AGAINST THE CHARGERS AND NOW THEY ARE HOSTING THE TWO AND TWO LIONS AT FOUR TWENTY FIVE PM THIS WEEKEND AND THE WHOLE THING FEELS LIKE A TOTAL WILD CARD BECAUSE NEITHER DEFENSE HAS LOOKED GOOD ALL SEASON WHICH IS WHY THE BOOKIES HAVE THE TOTAL POINTS LINE SO HIGH AT FIFTY FOUR AND A HALF AND THE LIONS ARE FOUR AND A HALF POINT FAVORITES ON THE ROAD AND DRAFTKINGS IS EVEN OFFERING PROMO CODES FOR BETS WHICH IS JUST HOW THE INDUSTRY OPERATES THESE DAYS BUT HONESTLY WHO KNOWS HOW THIS PLAYS OUT GIVEN HOW BOTH TEAMS HAVE BEEN PLAYING LATELY SO I AM JUST WATCHING THE SPREAD ANYWAY DO YOU WANT ANOTHER DRINK?

The Detroit Lions are 4.5-point favorites against the Arizona Cardinals in Week 5, with an over/under of 54.5 points as both teams look to improve their defensive and win-loss records.

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