Ohio State vs. Iowa prediction, odds, time: Week 5 college football picks by proven model

YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THIS ONE YET HAVE YOU BECAUSE NUMBER FIVE OHIO STATE IS A FOURTEEN AND A HALF POINT FAVORITE AT IOWA AND I PUT MY DRINK DOWN IMMEDIATELY BECAUSE IOWA IS FOUR AND OH AND JUST BEAT MICHIGAN AS TIME EXPIRED TWENTY TO NINETEEN AND THE THING IS KIRK FERENTZ HAS HANK BROWN OPERATING HIS OFFENSE AND HIS DEFENSE ONLY GAVE UP SIXTEEN TO NORTHERN ILLINOIS AND THIRTEEN TO IOWA STATE SO HE IS ABSOLUTELY GOING TO DRAG THIS INTO A GRINDING LOW SCORING SLOG AT KINNICK STADIUM WHICH MEANS THE PROJECTION MODEL RAN TEN THOUSAND SIMULATIONS AND SAYS TAKE THE UNDER FORTY FIVE AND A HALF POINTS CALLING FOR FORTY FOUR COMBINED POINTS WHILE OHIO STATE WALKS IN THREE AND ONE AFTER JULIAN SAYIN DROPPED FORTY TWO ON ILLINOIS AND FERENTZ IS JUST WAITING TO SLOW EVERYTHING DOWN. OK THAT IS ME DONE, I SWEAR.

OK SO THIS IS MY WHOLE PERSONALITY TODAY FIRST OHIO STATE LOST BY ONE AT TEXAS THEN JULIAN SAYIN PUT FORTY TWO ON ILLINOIS AND NOW THEY GO TO KINNICK STADIUM AS FOURTEEN AND A HALF POINT FAVORITES WHICH IS WILD BECAUSE FIRST IOWA GAVE UP JUST SIXTEEN TO NORTHERN ILLINOIS AND THIRTEEN TO IOWA STATE AND THEN HANK BROWN BEAT MICHIGAN AS TIME EXPIRED TWENTY TO NINETEEN SO NOW KIRK FERENTZ IS SITTING THERE AT FOUR AND OH RUNNING HIS ENTIRE SLOW GRINDING MASTERCLASS AND THE THING IS THIS COMPUTER MODEL RAN TEN THOUSAND SIMULATIONS AND SAYS TAKE THE UNDER FORTY FIVE AND A HALF BECAUSE IT PROJECTS EXACTLY FORTY FOUR COMBINED POINTS AND FERENTZ IS GOING TO CONTROL THIS ENTIRE PACE AND DRAG EVERYBODY THROUGH THE MUD ON SATURDAY AT THREE THIRTY ON CBS. ANYWAY I AM TELLING EVERYONE AT WORK ON MONDAY.

SportsLine's projection model is backing the under 45.5 as 14.5-point favorite No. 5 Ohio State travels to play undefeated Iowa at Kinnick Stadium.

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