Saints RB Travis Etienne Jr. headed to IR, opening door for Alvin Kamara

LET ME RUIN YOUR NIGHT FOR ONE SECOND HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE SAINTS YET NO YOU HAVEN'T BUT COACH KELLEN MOORE SAYS TRAVIS ETIENNE JR IS HEADED TO INJURED RESERVE FOR AT LEAST FOUR WEEKS WITH A HAMSTRING INJURY FROM THAT RAIDERS LOSS AND HE DOES NOT NEED SURGERY WHICH IS WILD BECAUSE NEW ORLEANS GAVE HIM A FOUR-YEAR FORTY-SEVEN MILLION DOLLAR DEAL AND THE THING IS HE LEAVES WITH THIRTY CARRIES AND ZERO TOUCHDOWNS SO NOW KELLEN MOORE ACTUALLY SAID HE FEELS LIKE THEY ARE IN A GOOD PLACE RELYING ON ALVIN KAMARA AND KENDRE MILLER WHICH MEANS THIS COACH IS OUT OF HIS MIND BECAUSE KAMARA HAD TO TAKE A PAY CUT AND THIS OFFENSE RANKS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PACK! ANYWAY WHAT ARE YOU DOING LATER?

THIS IS GOING TO SOUND FAKE BUT SAFETY JEREMY CHINN PUSHED TRAVIS ETIENNE ACROSS THE SIDELINE ON A SIXTEEN YARD RUN AND ETIENNE NURSED HIS LEG ON THE TURF BEFORE WALKING INTO THE TENT UNDER HIS OWN POWER AND THE THING IS HIS COACH KELLEN MOORE PLAYED HIM AFTER HE WAS ON THE INJURY REPORT ALL WEEK FOR THAT EXACT SAME LEFT LEG WHICH IS WILD BECAUSE NOW HE IS ON INJURED RESERVE FOR AT LEAST FOUR WEEKS WITH NO SURGERY AND FORTY-SEVEN MILLION DOLLARS ON THE BOOKS WITH EXACTLY ZERO TOUCHDOWNS SO NOW MOORE IS STANDING THERE SAYING WE ARE IN A GOOD PLACE TRUSTING ALVIN KAMARA WHO LITERALLY TOOK A PAY CUT THIS OFFSEASON AND KENDRE MILLER WHICH MEANS THIS COACH HAS ABSOLUTELY LOST THE PLOT RUNNING A MIDDLE OF THE PACK RUSHING ATTACK. ANYWAY THAT IS THE SHORT VERSION, ASK ME LATER.

New Orleans Saints running back Travis Etienne Jr. will miss at least four weeks on injured reserve due to a hamstring injury suffered against the Raiders.

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