NFL DFS, Eagles vs. Bears: Top daily Fantasy picks, lineup advice for 'Monday Night Football'

I SWEAR I READ THIS TWICE TO BE SURE BUT THIRD-STRINGER CASE KEENUM IS REPORTEDLY STARTING AT QUARTERBACK FOR THE BEARS TONIGHT ON MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL AND TYSON BAGENT CLEARED CONCUSSION PROTOCOL BUT THEY ARE STILL REPORTEDLY ROLLING WITH KEENUM WHICH IS WILD BECAUSE CHICAGO PUT UP ALMOST SIXTY POINTS IN WEEK ONE AND THEN CALEB WILLIAMS HURT HIS HAMSTRING AND THEY SCORED A SINGLE FIELD GOAL IN WEEK TWO AND NOW WILLIAMS IS COMPLETELY OUT SO FANTASY EXPERT MIKE MCCLURE SAYS TO BUY LOW ON TIGHT END COLSTON LOVELAND WHO HAS LITERALLY ONE RECEPTION FOR THREE YARDS ALL YEAR BECAUSE KEENUM CANNOT THROW DEEP AND PHILADELPHIA IS MISSING DALLAS GOEDERT WITH A KNEE INJURY WHILE JALEN HURTS IS AIRING IT OUT WITH FIVE TOUCHDOWNS ALREADY AND HE WILL JUST TUSH PUSH IT IN FROM THE TWO-YARD LINE ANYWAY I WILL SEND YOU THE LINK TOMORROW.

OK IMAGINE WAKING UP TO THIS BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS CHICAGO HAS ZERO QUARTERBACK OPTIONS WHEN TYSON BAGENT LITERALLY CLEARED CONCUSSION PROTOCOL OVER THE WEEKEND AND YET MANAGEMENT IS REPORTEDLY THROWING THIRD-STRINGER CASE KEENUM OUT THERE AGAINST THE EAGLES WHICH IS WILD BECAUSE CALEB WILLIAMS IS OUT WITH A HAMSTRING AFTER THEY DROPPED ALMOST SIXTY POINTS IN WEEK ONE AND THEN SCORED JUST THREE DAMN POINTS IN WEEK TWO AND THE THING IS PHILADELPHIA HAS INJURIES TOO WITH DALLAS GOEDERT OUT WITH A KNEE BUT SAQUON BARKLEY AND DEVONTA SMITH ARE BOTH PLAYING AND JALEN HURTS ALREADY HAS FIVE PASSING TOUCHDOWNS PLUS THE TUSH PUSH SO NOW DFS EXPERT MIKE MCCLURE SAYS YOU HAVE TO TARGET COLSTON LOVELAND WHO HAS RUN SIXTY-FOUR ROUTES WITH ONLY ONE RECEPTION FOR THREE YARDS ALL SEASON BECAUSE KEENUM CANNOT THROW DEEP ANYWAY I AM FINE, EVERYTHING IS FINE.

With Caleb Williams sidelined by a hamstring injury, the Chicago Bears are reportedly turning to third-string quarterback Case Keenum against the Philadelphia Eagles on Monday Night Football.

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