Does Texas football play this week? No. 1 Longhorns' schedule after starting season 4-0

SO THE PART THAT GOT ME IS THIS: TEXAS HAD TO PLAY AT TENNESSEE, WHICH MATTERS BECAUSE IT WAS A MASSIVE ROAD MATCHUP AGAINST A PRESEASON-RANKED OPPONENT, AND THEY BARELY ESCAPED TWENTY TO SEVENTEEN THANKS TO JELANI MCDONALD BREAKING UP A HAIL MARY! SO NOW TOP-RANKED TEXAS IS FOUR AND OH, AND THE THING IS THEY ARE TAKING THIS WEEKEND OFF WITH THEIR ONLY BYE WEEK OF THE ENTIRE SEASON, WHICH IS WILD BECAUSE THEY HAD TWO LAST YEAR AND STILL HAVE EIGHT GAMES LEFT INCLUDING THREE TRUE ROAD GAMES! AND NEXT UP THEY GO TO DALLAS ON OCTOBER TENTH FOR THE RED RIVER RIVALRY AGAINST OKLAHOMA, WHO STARTED RANKED TENTH BUT FELL OUT OF THE TOP TWENTY-FIVE AT TWO AND TWO, OK BUT WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF THAT WAS YOU?

THIS IS SO STUPID AND I LOVE IT, IT IS LIKE CELEBRATING FINISHING ONE LOAD OF LAUNDRY WHEN YOUR ENTIRE CLOSET IS ON FIRE, BECAUSE NUMBER ONE TEXAS JUST ESCAPED TENNESSEE TWENTY TO SEVENTEEN ON A JELANI MCDONALD HAIL MARY PASS BREAKUP AND NOW THEY GET THIS WHOLE WEEKEND OFF, WHICH IS WILD BECAUSE THEY ONLY GET ONE SINGLE BYE WEEK ALL YEAR COMPARED TO TWO LAST SEASON, AND THEY STILL HAVE EIGHT MASSIVE GAMES LEFT INCLUDING TRIPS TO MISSOURI AND LSU AND TEXAS A&M! AND THE THING IS NEXT THEY GO TO DALLAS ON OCTOBER TENTH FOR THE RED RIVER RIVALRY AGAINST OKLAHOMA, WHO STARTED RANKED TENTH BUT ARE NOW SITTING AT TWO AND TWO AND FELL OUT OF THE TOP TWENTY-FIVE, BUT TEXAS STILL HAS TO SURVIVE THREE TRUE ROAD GAMES LATER! ANYWAY DO YOU WANT ANOTHER DRINK?

After narrowly defeating Tennessee to reach 4-0, the top-ranked Texas Longhorns enter their only bye week of the season before facing Oklahoma in Dallas.

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