Brighton cruise past Arsenal to end champions' perfect start

OK NOBODY WARNED ME ABOUT THIS ONE AND I LITERALLY PUT MY DRINK STRAIGHT DOWN ON THE FLOOR BECAUSE BRIGHTON JUST CRUISED TO A THREE NIL VICTORY OVER ARSENAL AND THE THING IS ARSENAL ARE THE ACTUAL PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS AND THEY HAD A COMPLETELY PERFECT START TO THE SEASON UNTIL TONIGHT WHICH IS WILD BECAUSE BRIGHTON WERE APPARENTLY JUST CELEBRATING THEIR ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY FIFTH ANNIVERSARY AS HOSTS AND THEY HANDED THE CHAMPIONS THEIR VERY FIRST LOSS OF THE ENTIRE SEASON AND I PERSONALLY HAVE SOME VERY LOUD OPINIONS ABOUT WHATEVER THE HELL THE MANAGER WAS THINKING BUT THE REPORT DOES NOT EVEN EXPLAIN WHAT WENT DOWN TACTICALLY OR WHO EVEN SCORED A SINGLE GOAL SO NOW WE JUST KNOW IT WAS THREE TO NOTHING ON A BIG MILESTONE NIGHT AND ARSENAL GOT SHUT DOWN COMPLETELY. OK I AM GOING TO GO BE QUIET NOW.

OK SO LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY FIVE YEARS IS A MAD NUMBER OF YEARS TO BE A CLUB AND BRIGHTON CELEBRATED THEIR EXACT ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY FIFTH ANNIVERSARY BY PUTTING THREE GOALS PAST ARSENAL WITH ZERO IN RETURN AND THE THING IS ARSENAL ARE THE LITERAL PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS WHO HAD A TOTALLY PERFECT RECORD THIS SEASON UNTIL RIGHT NOW WHICH IS WILD BECAUSE BRIGHTON JUST CRUISED RIGHT PAST THEM AND GAVE THEM THEIR FIRST DEFEAT OF THE CAMPAIGN AND I PERSONALLY HAVE SOME SERIOUSLY STRONG OPINIONS ABOUT THE MANAGER BECAUSE HOW DO YOU CONCEDE THREE GOALS ON A BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION FIXTURE LIKE THAT BUT THE REPORT DOES NOT EVEN EXPLAIN WHO SCORED OR WHAT HAPPENED TACTICALLY SO NOW ARSENAL'S PERFECT RUN IS JUST DEAD. RIGHT I AM GOING TO THE SMOKING AREA, COME.

Brighton defeated defending Premier League champions Arsenal 3-0 during their 125th anniversary celebration, marking Arsenal's first defeat of the season.

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